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− | The | + | The '''Church of Bitcoin''' was founded on October 25th 2012 in order to grant Bitcoin users a non regional spiritual outlet and to escape oppression by existing religious groups. Its homepage may be at [http://bitprayer.com/ bitprayer.com] |
− | The Church of Bitcoin is guided by eleven | + | The Church of Bitcoin is guided by eleven commandments: |
− | + | # Praise Satoshi. | |
− | + | # Honor the blockchain. | |
− | + | # Thou shalt not fork thine own family. | |
− | + | # Keep the network holy. | |
− | + | # Thou should not covet another man's wallet. | |
− | + | # Do unto others as you would have them DDoS you. | |
− | + | # Thou shalt not swear unto another man that thine payment hath not been received until all of the blockchain hath been downloadeth. | |
− | + | # Salt thine passwords. | |
− | + | # Hack thine planet. | |
− | + | # Keep thine woman, [https://twitter.com/brucewagner Bruces] and [https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=98695 Atlases] in separate camps if they are unclean. | |
− | + | # Troll harder. | |
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Revision as of 08:32, 15 April 2013
The Church of Bitcoin was founded on October 25th 2012 in order to grant Bitcoin users a non regional spiritual outlet and to escape oppression by existing religious groups. Its homepage may be at bitprayer.com
The Church of Bitcoin is guided by eleven commandments:
- Praise Satoshi.
- Honor the blockchain.
- Thou shalt not fork thine own family.
- Keep the network holy.
- Thou should not covet another man's wallet.
- Do unto others as you would have them DDoS you.
- Thou shalt not swear unto another man that thine payment hath not been received until all of the blockchain hath been downloadeth.
- Salt thine passwords.
- Hack thine planet.
- Keep thine woman, Bruces and Atlases in separate camps if they are unclean.
- Troll harder.